I hate to give marvel the satisfaction of knowing I’d watch more of its products (I would and I will but since marvel’s not gonna make it satisfying for me, I feel obliged to to try make it unsatisfying for them) but fuck I would a miniseries that’s the adventures of Classic Loki, provided that he never never ever wears anything else than what’s he’s already wearing
I want to ethically interact with an elephant so bad, I want it in a sustainable and animal friendly way to wrap its nose around my human head and then I kiss it morally upon the cheek