i’m here but once to the marrow of my bones

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:
We don’t talk enough about the two identical old women who just hang around Azula saying ominous shit in unison. What’s their deal. Is there a comic about them. Are they paid for their services
WHAT FUNCTION DO YOU SERVE IN THE GOVERNMENT

tag that reads "this is like if the world had two joe bidens"

Is it? Is it??

(via cherrystrawberrie)

😭😭😭 my favorite patients are the old people that are just a little bit confused in general but also about the concept of night shift, so whenever I go into their room to check on them, they ask me when I’m gonna get some sleep and if I need any help and do I need a bed and don’t I know how late it is, and I’m like “you are so sweet. I am paid extra to be here right now, don’t worry about me”

charlottan:

stop specifying “breakfast cereal” that shit is 2 am girlkibble

(via rowenoke)

dykescully:

kicked in the teeth by death after unavoidable death of people like us. trans lives over cis feelings.

(via lesbiacebian)

Is it wrong that I’m cool with “sex” being removed from the pride flag? They should bring back “magic” though.

Anonymous

elfwreck:

pieandhotdogs:
pieandhotdogs:
Personally I think you’re wrong and an idiot but that’s just my opinion.
Fyi this isn’t a dig at people who are asexual or sex-repulsed. Gay sex was literally a criminal act in the parts of the United States ~~Texas~~ until 2003. A healthy relationship to both sex and your body is a major component of the human experience, but especially LGBTQ+ people. Yes this includes people who have a healthy understanding of their boundaries with regards to sex. To try and divorce the fight for LGBTQ+ rights from sexuality is both dangerous and ahistorical.
The “sex” stripe isn’t “have sex.” Mainstream society has no problem with people having sex. We don’t need a flag to declare our right to have sex.
The stripe means “have the sex you want to have, with the people you want to have sex with.”
And that includes “no sex, with no people.”
(For anyone who didn’t know: the pink (sex) and turquoise (magic & art) were removed because it was hard to source those colors for flags, not because of any controversy over their meanings.)

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

footlongdingledong:

(via zandalorscat)

medusasstory:

sexysilverstrider:
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

(via trappedinavelociraptor)

tragicfaggots:

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

(via lesbiacebian)

andhumanslovedstories:

Guys do you think I have enough pen lights????

I forgot all these in my locker and needed to borrow a pen light

Just finished book one of Animorphs. Those kids straight up just killed some guys and that was the solution to their problem. One of them turned into an elephant and stomped a worm-controlled cop to death in the underground alien city below their school, and now they just have to go back to class.